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Easter Candy: Peanut M&M's Cake with Peanut Butter and Dark Chocolate Frosting

This cake tried to foil me at every turn. But I was determined to win, and delicious it was! The mother of the recipient of this cake told them they should marry me. But no worries, ladies, I'm still on the market. Lol.

I used the boxed cake mix for the cake. It made a dozen cupcakes and a small bake pan, I think 8in X 8in.

Prepare as directed. Then drop peanut M&M's in the bottom of the batter. Swirl the batter till they're covered.  The pans should be coated in spray oil and flour.

Here's where I ran into some trouble... The M&M's sink to the bottom, and then sort of melt into nothing. This left the bottom of the cake super moist. and the cupcakes fell apart. I did some of them with cupcake liners, and those came out fine.

I used the peanut butter frosting recipe from The Brown Eyed Baker, and the chocolate frosting recipe from Wilton. 

Put 1 cup confectioners’ sugar, 1 cup creamy peanut butter, 5 tbsp unsalted butter (at room temperature), 3/4 tsp vanilla extract, and 1/4 tsp kosher salt in a bowl with an electric mixer. Mix together until well incorporated. Then add 1/3 cup heavy cream and mix until light and fluffy.

Frost the cupcakes in the peanut butter frosting. Dump out the cake from it's pan and frost half of the cake in peanut butter frosting. 

Cut the cake in half and put the layer on top of the other one. Dump even more peanut butter on the top and frost the sides as well.

Now for the chocolate frosting. I didn't take any pictures of the frosting for some reason. So here's the recipe: beat 1/2 cup solid vegetable shortening and 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened together until light and fluffy. Add 3/4 cup dark chocolate cocoa powder and 1 tsp vanilla extract, mix until incorporated. Add 4 cups confectioner's sugar, one cup at a time. Add 3 to 4 tbsp milk, adding one at a time until desired consistence is reached. Frost the cupcakes and the cake.

Add some peanut M&M's on top to decorate.

Enjoy!

Cheddar Cheese Twists

I made some picnic food for my friend the other week and thought I'd share some of the recipes. This one is super easy and free-styled.

Get a roll of the premade, croissant dough from the refrigerated section of your grocery store. Open them up into the triangles.

Sprinkle on shredded sharp cheddar cheese, a dash salt, fresh cracked black pepper, and Parmesan cheese. Pat into dough just a little bit. Roll the triangles into croissants. Take the widest side and roll towards the middle point.

Add a sprinkle of Parmesan onto of the rolled doughs. Pat gently.

Bake as directed. In the last two minutes, pull out the tray and add more cheddar cheese on top. It'll try and roll off, so place carefully. Continue baking.

Enjoy!

The Naked Gardener's Very Merry Unbirthday Cake or Zebra Striped Cake with Cherry Chutney

I found this technique on one of my favorite blogs a while ago. I made it right away because it's so easy! I made this for an Alice in Wonderland style surprise "Very Merry Unbirthday" party. My friend over at The Naked Gardener was the Unbirthday girl, and she LOVES animal prints, hence the pink zebra cake.

Rather than use the cake mix recipe on the blog post, I used box White Cake mix. It's thicker than the other batter, so I got less layering, but it's entirely up to you which one you want to use. Make the mix as instructed on the box. Split it in two bowls, dye one your desired color.

Grease your pan. Begin spooning alternating colors on top of each other, beginning in the center of the pan. Mine was a little off center, which spiraled out of control rather quickly, so be careful. I had to shake the whole pan, jiggling it back to the middle. It worked enough, but I should have been more careful.

Bake as directed. Make sure a toothpick inserted in the tallest part of the cake comes out clean.

For the cherry chutney, I just sort of winged it. Lol. Begin with a 12 oz (340g) bag of frozen, pitted, dark sweet cherries put over medium heat.

You won't need to add more water. Add 1/2 cup of granulated sugar, 1/2 cup brown sugar, splash vanilla extract, and a splash of lemon juice. If it becomes too runny, add a tablespoon of cornstarch that's been melted in a couple tablespoons of cold water. Boil for a minute, then cool. If it's too thick, add some water, a tablespoon at a time.

This boiled like crazy and I couldn't get a photo without steaming up the camera, lol.

Cover the slices in the chutney and have at it!

Sunday, Bloody Sunday

This is no Bloody Mary, but a cocktail perfect for spring. Grab a cup, and pour the ingredients over ice, stir, and enjoy.

2 shots vodka

2 shots cranberry juice

dash sour mix

dash sprite

dash grenadine