Easter Candy: Tootsie Fruit Roll Midge Roses

Since some of my friends are Catholic, there's been Easter candy every where. I tried an old candy, but new to me, for the first time and couldn't help but play with them. You know how I am, gotta play with my foodstuffs. From what I've gathered, the Tootsie Fruit Roll Midges are available a few times a year.

Super easy, and a fun "trick" to show your friends. As you can see from the photo, it's super shiny. That's because the rolls try to dissolve in your hands if your hands are warm, or say, you live in Florida and it's been high 80's low 90's ALL DAY. So, for those of you in colder places, this won't be so bad.

Since I was the only one eating these, I didn't wear gloves. If you're gonna put them on cupcakes or something to that effect, wear gloves or wash your hands very well. Now check my MAD "MS Paint" skillz, yo.

Get one of the green midges and cut some flattened squares off. Apply to the finished rose. TA-DA! Bring on the left over candy, we can take it.

Peachy Chicken, adapted from Heinz Malt Vinegar

I was in an Irish Pub getting deli sandwiches for lunch with my friends eons ago, and found this recipe. I straight up LOVE malt vinegar. It's the best thing every. If I can, I add equal parts ketchup and malt vinegar with a splash of Texas Pete to smother fries. So while I was inhaling some serious eats, I see this:

Gotta make that! Then I did. The end.

Step 1: Cut up the 2 1/2 pounds of boneless, skinless chicken breast.

Step 2: Brown in a medium size skillet.

Step 3: Add the reserved liquid of a 15oz or 16oz can of peaches, 1/2 cup (thawed) frozen orange juice concentrate, 1/4 cup malt vinegar, 1 tbsp brown sugar, 1 tsp dried basil leaves, 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp cracked black pepper, 1 tsp powdered garlic, and a splash of Texas Pete. Drop to medium low temperature and clamp the lid on for 20 to 30 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through and falls apart.

Step 4: Add the peaches and heat through.

Step 5: Use 2 tbsp of the remaining orange juice concentrate and 2 tbsp of corn starch create a paste. Add to the low boiling liquid in the pot. Boil one minute until thickened, then remove from heat.

Step 6: Serve over rice with a side of broccoli. Enjoy the love.

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Easter Candy: Peanut M&M's Cake with Peanut Butter and Dark Chocolate Frosting

This cake tried to foil me at every turn. But I was determined to win, and delicious it was! The mother of the recipient of this cake told them they should marry me. But no worries, ladies, I'm still on the market. Lol.

I used the boxed cake mix for the cake. It made a dozen cupcakes and a small bake pan, I think 8in X 8in.

Prepare as directed. Then drop peanut M&M's in the bottom of the batter. Swirl the batter till they're covered.  The pans should be coated in spray oil and flour.

Here's where I ran into some trouble... The M&M's sink to the bottom, and then sort of melt into nothing. This left the bottom of the cake super moist. and the cupcakes fell apart. I did some of them with cupcake liners, and those came out fine.

I used the peanut butter frosting recipe from The Brown Eyed Baker, and the chocolate frosting recipe from Wilton. 

Put 1 cup confectioners’ sugar, 1 cup creamy peanut butter, 5 tbsp unsalted butter (at room temperature), 3/4 tsp vanilla extract, and 1/4 tsp kosher salt in a bowl with an electric mixer. Mix together until well incorporated. Then add 1/3 cup heavy cream and mix until light and fluffy.

Frost the cupcakes in the peanut butter frosting. Dump out the cake from it's pan and frost half of the cake in peanut butter frosting. 

Cut the cake in half and put the layer on top of the other one. Dump even more peanut butter on the top and frost the sides as well.

Now for the chocolate frosting. I didn't take any pictures of the frosting for some reason. So here's the recipe: beat 1/2 cup solid vegetable shortening and 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened together until light and fluffy. Add 3/4 cup dark chocolate cocoa powder and 1 tsp vanilla extract, mix until incorporated. Add 4 cups confectioner's sugar, one cup at a time. Add 3 to 4 tbsp milk, adding one at a time until desired consistence is reached. Frost the cupcakes and the cake.

Add some peanut M&M's on top to decorate.

Enjoy!

Cheddar Cheese Twists

I made some picnic food for my friend the other week and thought I'd share some of the recipes. This one is super easy and free-styled.

Get a roll of the premade, croissant dough from the refrigerated section of your grocery store. Open them up into the triangles.

Sprinkle on shredded sharp cheddar cheese, a dash salt, fresh cracked black pepper, and Parmesan cheese. Pat into dough just a little bit. Roll the triangles into croissants. Take the widest side and roll towards the middle point.

Add a sprinkle of Parmesan onto of the rolled doughs. Pat gently.

Bake as directed. In the last two minutes, pull out the tray and add more cheddar cheese on top. It'll try and roll off, so place carefully. Continue baking.

Enjoy!